"Hey, what did you learn at the university?"


"I learned how to be offended.  I learned how to protest.  I learned how to agitate society.  I learned how to whine about fairness.  I learned how to make sure my children have less freedom than me.  I learned how to accumulate mountains of debt.   I also mastered the art of social bullying, and... it only cost me $65,000!!"


"Wow.  Sounds like quite an experience.  Did you learn how to do anything worthwhile like a specific skill or anything?"


"No.  That's what Graduate School is for."


"Oh!  What are you going to study in grad-school?"


"I want to be a college professor someday!"


"...(sigh)..."